Mmmmmm...Miss Thing! Now doesn't that look yummy going in...slurp slurp slobber slurppity slurp! Careful though...you may not be able to fit into those acid wash jeans that you love oh so much...then what kind of white trash momma would you be?
Brit was out yesterday and shopping around Malibu when she had to stop into the Stardouche and get her usual crappaccino. Why does she drink this shit? What happened to a cup o joe? I bet Miss Thing really needs to use the Stardouche bathroom...just like yours truly...so she slips in and drops the kids off at the pool and then feels guilty...so she buys a bev. I can do that anywhere...Mickeydouche's, Burger Douche, or the best...no purchase necessary...Barnes and Douche's
But c'mon...why the tired ole crappaccinos all the time?
Can you say diabetes? That is what I see in her future, or hepatitis, or at least a canker.
xoxo
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