This just in, Oprah was late for her taping on Friday, according to an inside source. Apparently, the world's most famous yo-yo had a dream about her beloved, sophie. She confided that Sophie came into her dream asking if she should be reincarnated as a African Orphan or a cat. Before Oprah could reply, her alarm went off for her morning session with her trainer. This distresses Oprah so much she tears up during taping. Oprah now goes to sleep early in the hope of finishing the conversation with Sophie. We know that Oprah needs CLOSURE for everything in her life!
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